Friday, 24 December 2021

For All the Grumpies Out There

 For everyone who has bad memories of past Christmases:

CRAPPY HISTMAS--AND A NAPPY HEW                                     NEAR!!!

So there you are: my wishes for everyone at Christmastime. If you celebrate, then have a wonderful Christmas, eat twice your weight in goodies, drink yourself under the table (and everyone else, too).

Remember: this is the season when you can eat and drink as much as you want, because calories don't count. Believe me, I am going to do what porcupines do: hibernate. With plenty of food. And drink.

By New Year's I will probably be very fat-but happy-unless, of course, calories really DON'T count. They don't. We've had two years that we would all like to forget. So-eat and drink your way into a better year.

Time to pull out and dust off that nice bottle of Jack Daniel's!!!


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