And speaking of being positive in 2016

Well, here is something positive, among all the reports of people attacking others with machetes (I told you, anything on sale brings out the Neanderthal in people), and guns (yes, we have guns here, too). Twin Peaks phoned home from space to wish everyone on earth a very happy new year. And he got the correct number. The first time. What a miracle. What a wanker. And there goes another pound into the swear box. We're up to double figures now-high double figures. If I keep going like this, who needs the Bahamas? I'll be able to spend a month in New York!